5/10/2005

the wives of ely.

turning 21 on friday the 13th,
cdans chalet bukit batok.
near bukit batok driving centre, if you need to know.
call me when you're nearer...
or lost.

do be so kind as to bring some manner of alcohol. i cant pay for everything, know? but rest assured i will do my best... in fact, i will do some shopping this afternoon, just for you guys who are coming.

fucking good or what?

"im sorry it took me so long... (say yes say yes say yes say yes)"
set phasers to stun, taking back sunday

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"u were once a sensitive, sentimental guy, (or rather that was how i knew u by). where is that lionel wong now?"

on hold. 'nuf said.
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kill the drama man.

i obviously dont need to justify the person i am to anyone, especially to someone who wont even name him/herself. but... im bored on a tuesday morning.

i have a very strong dislike for judgemental people. as such, all my close friends are people who can see me for what i am and are cool with my vices. likewise, im cool with who they are.

i didnt attempt to browbeat my pal haugeng into quitting smoking when he picked it up. i merely pointed out that if he wanted to start, he shouldnt develop it into a habit.

in the little spat between donovan and maddie (okay, so it wasnt little; it was complete), i did my best to be neutral. i still retain both as close friends, albeit its quite tricksy to have them both around in close proximity.

anyone whom i suspect is fucked up in terms of behaviour, mannerism or general attitude, i just plain avoid. i refrain from judgement by not being around such people. as such, my core of friends will possess the general spread of the belowmentioned qualities: a solid sense of integrity, loyalty to fellow friends, a general sense of riotous humour, etc etc.
basically, the friends i am close with are the cream of the crop.

donovan cancelled a diving trip just to come this friday, as such freeing up brother weikin to come as well (they were supposed to go together). would you do that for a birthday party?

my pals're always cool with me and the person i am, or have become. i also note that if not for the friendships ive had, i would not be who i am today. that in part is an answer to a question i spoke about earlier, regarding why we are who we are (and why im not an evil world-domineering-wannabe sorta fucktwat like the brain. woot!)

there shouldnt be any form of judgementalism amongst friends (discounting harmless gossip; note the word harmless!). should you tell me you were a close friend, and wanna harp on the salacious evil i have become, go ahead.

there's a reason why you were a close friend. it mightve been a slip up on my part.

go figure.

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glossary of terms

sa.la.cious (p) (s-lshs) adj.
-Appealing to or stimulating sexual desire; lascivious.
-Lustful; bawdy.
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judge.men.ta.li.sm
no such entry found on judgementalism
did you mean 'judge-mentalism'?

uhh. no? fackkkyooo. just a combination of judgement and mentality. you understand, right?
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fuck (fk) vulgar slang
v. tr.
-to have sexual intercourse with.

v. intr.
-to engage in sexual intercourse.

n.
-an act of sexual intercourse.
-a partner in sexual intercourse.
-a despised person.
-used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj.
-used to express extreme displeasure
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interestingly enough, i found this little belter of a history too:

"The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "flen flyys" from the first words of its opening line, "flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars."

The line that contains fuck reads "non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." the Latin words "non sunt in coeli, quia" mean "they (the friars) are not in heaven, since." the code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. this yields "fvccant[a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." the whole thus reads in translation: "they are not in heaven because they fuck wives of ely (a town near Cambridge)."

doth indeed a bunch of salicious fucking friars.

be thankful, brothers and sisters. for they hath brought upon this world the single definitive word of this century - "fuck".

fucketh yeah.
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wongcheok 666.01 fm, your ever friendly next-door-to-hell radio station, is currently airing thrice's deadbolt over the radio. come on people: there must be a reason why everyone loves it. its hard to explain, though. just listen repeatedly until you can appreciate the exquisiteness of the structure of the song.

featured band: thrice
key listens: deadbolt

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