april foo... eh. its may now ah? the fuckkk... anti climax sia.
no, honestly - i be pulling yer legs again, peeps. i wouldnt be so lame as to do something like that now, would i? ive got better things to do.
like finding choice entries for you, my adoring fans...
look, whatever dude. nobody really gives a shit about your looks or your toilet humour man.
fuck! you again! shutup, voice in my head!
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D, oh dearest d... are you really my ex girlfriend?
say its true! O, how i have missed your presence. say its true, d; say it is you!
then i will know you read this blog, and i will specially reserve an entry just for you, so that you may know my sincerest intent to not just burn all bridges with you, but to fry you with my unholy fire and condemn you to burn in hell with many an horny old man for companionship.
i'll even post my middle finger, just for that entry. once i borrow haugeng's camera, of course.
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perhaps one day i shall post up the entire tagboard content of my conversation with d, so that truly we can all agree that i am better off now than in the days of slavish adherence; for in those days many a time had i felt the bands of frustration and irritation constrict my overwhelmingly intelligent mind, and plenty did i bitch to my close friends about the foolishness i had consigned myself to.
but... that i shall reserve for a day where i am well and truly bored. or drunk. because its damn frikkin retarded to go hyper over some minor issue of such lameness, and i am too cool and way-up-there to be bothered by it.
why am i typing in this backwards manner? is it because i am overwhelmed by the awesomeness of yoda in the star wars 3: revenge of the sith trailer? uhh. do i aspire to be a little green toad with a tiny weener, no figure whatsoever and a horribly irritating voice akin to miss piggy from sesame street?
obviously, i do not aspire for such silly things. however, if the force could see through walls and clothes, it might not be such a bad thing.
sorry. where was i? oh. im speaking in this jackass manner because i have just read a blog entry by adrian which made me laugh out loud. you heard me right: im laughing out loud at 1240 in the morning even when i be butt tired, yo.
the pagan bible, as observed by mr "i rock, you suck".
isnt this the shiiiit? stuff like this makes life so much more entertaining and passable.
warning: christians might be offended. but im christian, and im not offended. so shut your damn face.
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no music this evening. i wanna go hit the sheets right now. post more next time round to make up for it (read: procrastinate).
2 comments:
Heheh, nice to know there are Christians like you and Ivan around. :)
heh. indeed. give credit where credit is due; that post rocked man. haha.
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