uchiha wongcheok-kun.

i was at battalion line today for my second last day of army-related work. actually, it wasnt really work; coming back to camp now involves having late breakfasts before tompang-ing mark yap's hugeass mah-see-dee luxury car into camp at around 10am. thereafter, usually woon, mark and myself proceed to laze around for the rest of the day until roughly 4 in the afternoon, whereby we make our silent departure, unnoticed by the glazed eyes of the unit men milling around the battalion lobby.

this sequence of events and my participation, i suspect, will be disputed by both my aforementioned esteemed bunkmates. this is partly because i have lived up to my reputation of the laziest slob in the unit and have only gone through the above process once, since i wasnt in camp the whole of last week and monday doesnt count cuz we all trooped off for an exercise of futility, fucking hell goddammit.

fuckit!

anyway, today cpt m apparently wanted the whole lot of us to go down to the ****** (restricted la. dont tell anyone, but the missing word is actually hangar. shh.) thing is, i had some plans in the afternoon, and my intentions were to leave by 2. so after doing up our unit testimonials (im sure i'll post this up when i get a hard copy, it was fucknuts hilarious writing it),
i stayed back in the unit computer and spent the next 2 hours playing around with adobe photoshop.

the result? i decided that since i be watchin plenty of naruto all the time, it was high time i gave myself a pair of sharingan eyes.

wtf are sharingan eyes? the audience doesnt know what a fucking sharingan eye is, you dumbass...

jeez, its that frikkin voice in my head again. hey, asshole - werent you saying just awhile back that i didnt have an audience, or some bullcrap like that?

you fucktwat, i said that no-one cared about your fuckshit comments regarding your crappy looks and mental capacity of an ape. i didnt mention no shit about no audience.

oh.

moron.

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anyway, if you havent already caught at least a couple episodes of naruto, do try - its seriously some really dope anime. get the freshly-released movie if you dont wanna go through one hundred and thirty episodes just to see what i mean. just drop me a msg over msn; i'll be glad to oblige you.

for a small sum, of course.

no la. its free. i be ribbin' y'all, as usual. hawhaw.

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"the sharingan is a special eye ability that is only apparent in the uchiha clan. it is an advanced characteristic in the pupil of the person's eyes. the sharingan's main ability is the mimicry of other jutsus. it will copy any ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. of course, it can also copy the movements of the opponent by studying him or her carefully."

-excerpt from naruto-kun.com.

simply put, the sharingan is this cool-looking red eye thingy that only the coolest guys in the show get to use. as such, many fans of the series often seek to associate themselves with the characters who do possess the sharingan ability.



so basically, the next time you see someone enter his msn nick (or equivalent) with the words kakashi, uchiha, sasuke or itachi in it, you'll know instantly that this fella experiences wanton desperation for attention/coolness points and possesses an alarming degree of herd instinct.

armed with this knowledge, its really not too hard to rip the unsuspecting and fawning idiot off for a free meal (or whatever you fancy), because such dotards are oft pliable to compliments such as "wow, you're as cool as kakashi..." or "omg! you look just like sasuke!!"

suckers.

in fact, did you know... *ahem ahem*

dude, you're fucking driftin again.

uhh. right.

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so i popped my awesomely good lookin passport photo into the scanner, and proceeded to do a teeny weeny bit of editing.



wongcheok-san did not understand
why the doctor prescribed him eye drops

the first 5 things to come to mind when i see this:

1.) i think i make a good ninja.

2.) i also happen to think i make a good bank robber.

3.) i think i look fucking cool.

4.) the suit looks fucking hot. christ, i'd die from heat stroke before i even gave anyone my fuck-stare.

5.) thank god regulars didnt have sharingan eyes to see me chao keng.

fuck la, you idiot. if you say you look fucking cool, dunnit make you the same as the suckers you were mentioning?

fucks. oh yar hor.

3.) i think i look fucking cool. 3.) i look uhh... not too bad. its not a cool thing, really. no biggie.

now, dont get me wrong. im not just another lameass kiddie naruto follower like the rest of the world. i did a sharingan pic not cuz i wanted to look like kakashi or any of the other cool dudes from the show; rather, lets look at it this way!

its not just boys who watch naruto ok - chio bu also got watch one. you see evelyn? she watches naruto too! as such, i conclude that i can use my im-oh-so-cool sharingan picture to impress all these babes out there who actually watch the show. that, coupled with horrendously good looks in real life, will most definitely make any weak-willed foxy-looking young lady keel over at first glimpse of my uhh... coolness!

at least for once, you got one part about your looks right - horrendous. dream on, retard.

oh, shut up.

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yosh!!! naruto theme song by asian kung fu generation. do not confuse the song name with hakuna matata, for chrissakes.

featured band: asian kung fu generation
key listen: haruta karuna