Weekenders

Am learning how to shuffle (LMFAO, not hardstyle... yet) by watching youtube. The inane things I find myself doing these days. Upside is, there's now a skip in my step when I head out to club on Fridays and Saturdays. I guess its better than leaning against some random bar height table and watching everyone else dance around and make fools of themselves. I'm now making a fool of myself too. Which is, admittedly, not quite an improvement. Then again, fun and self-improvement always were odd bedfellows.

I find myself rediscovering how to life live (again). Sure, I dread the Mondays along with everybody else, but I know I'm competent enough to make it through without too many scratches. Through the week I look forward to busy weekends with good company and plenty to drink. And I spend my Sundays nursing hangovers with the family.

Formulaic, but I am content. The only random variable in this equation is fitting any female specimen into the schedule. Haven't figured it out, but I'm working on it. I just need a few test subjects.