snapshots of life

It's kinda soon to be posting again, but I rather like the picture. Courtesy of Kenneth a.k.a. Mr Ang Mo Kio.





From left to right:

DotA: Bane of all studies. Impossible to play in school due to NUS having an extremely unstable (read: fucked up) connection. Still possible though - If you enjoy being banlisted by every damned host throughout the country.

Jacques: Ah, the one and only Jacques. Endorses the pronounciation of his name as a simple and straightforward "Jack", due in large part to the existence of fools like Kenneth who insist on maligning him as "Yucks". Only ever seen using his laptop for studies once in the past couple months - consistently seen playing Tropica and exercising his rights as an imaginary dictator. He's quite a good one, it would seem.

Since he's a regular who's heading back real soon, he's probably the closest you could get to Captain Jack Sparrow, since he'll be Captain Jack soon. Ok not funny.

Chow and Girlfriend: This is Kelvin Chow. His blog can be found over at lingerr.blogspot. He looks like our dad, but don't worry, he isn't - that sure as hell ain't nobody's mom, dammit. Pornographic video account of "The Adventures of Madame Blowup!" available on Kenneth's phone: it's real, real bad, people. Chow is one obscene fucker. The part where he attempts CPR using his foot is particularly disturbing.

Chalk: My cousin. Also technically a Wongcheok, just as I am also technically a Chalk. Chalk detests blogs, but surfing through friendster looking for sexy sluts isn't beneath him. We can't quite seem to reconcile this. Currently sports a mohawk, which is probably the most radical and way-out hairdo in arts at present; that's why you should get a mohawk, Samantha!

Chalk loves sluts. But I think you'd have inferred that from above.

Me: If you thought I was some awesome looking dude, well i'm not. But I think I look *coughs* better *coughs* in real life, though. And there's the cap I wear every other day because i'm too lazy to do anything to my mop. I was doing my history paper today, and the professor came up to me as I was scribbling; he proceeded to interrupt my work to examine my headgear, and concluded that it looked pretty good. It's a nice cap, folks!

Kenneth: Mr Ang Mo Kio. If you google for Mister Singapore, you'll see his picture and therefore know that i'm not shitting you on this. He's bald now because... Jeez, I dunno man. I thought he might've been drunk when he did that, but apparently i'm wrong. He's also pretty much the loudest guy in both the library and the canteen. Which kinda means that all his gossip goes around real (and I do mean real) fast.

Chow: I don't know what the fuck Chow was trying to do here. Maybe he raped someone. But yep, that's him.

The rest are on repeat, as you can see. Man, people who claim school sucks just plain don't know how to have fun. It's the best thing that's come along since dragonboat days.