6/30/2005

and the winner is...

i just ran a google search for nus sports pageant because i have received a call asking me to come for a screening interview or some shit like that.

the root of the problem stems from my dear friends donovan and weikin, who went for the recent sea sports camp ran by the nus sports club.

apparently they must've been the hottest things around, because outta six pictures posted on the nus sports club site, there's four with em innit, and 2 with them prominantly showcased. how do i know this? because after googling i obviously ended up in the damn site la.


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that guy on the right has a face that just pisses me off. i dont know why.


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as you can see, they were quite busy during the sports camp. posing takes a great deal of energy, you know. just look at don man - when everyone's smiling for the shot, the idiot must look into the horizon.

seriously dude. i know you're a thinking sorta guy, but this is ridiculous.

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anyway, this makes it the second pageant offer i've gotten. first one was from mr ang mo kio himself, kenneth phua - apparently he's organising the sponsors for some mr nus pageant or some shit like that.

its not really an offer. its more like LIONEL I DONT CARE YOU'RE JOINING AND THATS FINAL

apparently one of the sponsors is new urban male. you understand the connotations of that, dont you?


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ugh. the words deep throat, splayed all over the front of a tee?

no... nope. no. uh uh. no. umm. no? no, no, no... well, basically... just... no. no, no way, no.

no, god damn it. NO. no way in hell, phua.

sigh. its not exactly an honour or glory to do such nonsense. i think i'd rather work.

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while we're on the topic of beautiful people, this picture caught my eye:


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*wolf whistles*

brena is the *coughs* recalcitrant person mentioned in my first club momo post. i seriously think she has a fighting chance of being a stewardess, which she did mention she had interest in. wah, even her hair has assumed the SIA curry-puff posture already man.

(of course, stewardesses earn 3 to 4 thousand bucks a month, which means she can afford a pretty nifty savings plan *sniggers*)

you can find her at bweena.blogspot.com... if perving other people's blogs is your thing. it is mine, if you havent already realised. lets look forward to more narcissistic pictures of herself, herself and even more of herself, shall we? go bre go!

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p.s - i did not use the four letter bad word in this post. now do you believe miracles happen?

3 comments:

Darthsid said...

Having such offers
does do wonders for the ego though.

And it's fantastic when you receive such vindications of your ego, isn't it?

Cheok said...

lol.

once upon a time i might've agreed. now it just tickles my ribs slightly... and then proceeds to make my life alot more irritating.

Gabrielle said...

i think the girl looks nicer in other pics.. this one looks a bit mamasan..