me and amanda need a supper buddy or 2; westsiders, kindly apply! well. i do hope once jenny returns she'll apply for one position, so that makes it one more supper buddy required. any takers? we now have (if including jenny):
1 x hot attractive guy
2 x sexy gorgeous girls
also, this makes cab splitting a much lesser headache. alternatively, people in the west possessing their own personal vehicular transportation means (read: car with 4 seats) may also apply. lagi best man, like that.
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sometimes, even the best looking people can be made to look like idiots.
morover, its good to laugh at ourselves every once in awhile.
or you could just take whatever i said as a bunch of excuses for being a complete retard in this photo. whatever flips your cookie man.
anyway, this is lesson 101: wearing berets for dummies, by dummies.
note the spastic pursing of the lips; this is an ingenious method applied by the demonstrator to make the cameraman laugh, such that the taking of the photo will invariably be blurred. as such, the demonstrator's identity will hopefully remain a mystery.
so silly. somemore is full leftenant already leh.
ok head painnnn head hurts go sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.
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edit - the day after, at 5.50pm:
i found something worth sharing. its another quote from bash.org.
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Phoenix: dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix: so, im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix: anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. about another 8 shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix: so about 10 mins into her giving me head, i had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix: all my meals were followed by 3 tsp of metamucil so i could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a little. anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. we both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix: i wake up to piss and i find myself covered in shit. it was all over the bed, sheets, etc.... im freakin out so i did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix: she's sleeping with her back towards me, so i take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix: i get dressed and leave... this poor girl is gonna think she did it. i didnt know what else to do though.
Phoenix: i have no clue what im gonna do when i end up running into her.
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god i love this site.
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rofl smear some on her lips??
[groans] what bad timing. i was eating my fried lice dinner when i saw this comment... [/groans]
heh. come to think of it, if you go watch the show trainspotting there's a pretty similar scene. only that its worse; the brown stuff gets sprayed over the breakfast table. heh.
l-ancing l-ancing was damn boring, i must say. phuture isnt what it used to be.
i heard of camp kill yourself, but i never got to listening to their stuff.
ah. yes indeed it was packed. it wasnt last friday (rare, rare i say!) and i was rather hoping it'd stay that way.
cb.. haha. ah, nostalgia. maybe i'll pay a visit one day. water up first though; i hear nowsadays the drinks suck ass.
Man, it's a Dumb and Dumberer classic. Where the dad screams "It's shit! There's shit all over my walls!" And the other guy just goes, "Yeah, he IS anal." :P That aside, it's just sick man.
I hereby do apply for the supper buddy position. *stamps and signs*
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FUCK LOR.
anyway, ord next week already. haha. dont give a damn no more. and no, i dance with my hands in my pockets. cuz its packed and there's no space and i dont wanna grope some teenage guy's arse. honest.
jenny: fucking yosh! surely some gallant male soul will step up now, because of the influx of hot babes.
of course, it could be yet another hot babe. then i'll be so like, high n' shit. haha.
Oh, I thought guys dance with their hands in their pockets so they can grope themselves while casting pervy leers at hot babes. "Oh, sick! Sick!" (a la Rob Schneider in The Hot Chick)
jenny, i have no comment on what you've just said.
well, perhaps just one comment.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
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