"In a stunning but not altogether unexpected announcement, Minister of Mental Mystification Chia Pek Hoon explained that Singapore's next step in remaking itself would be to open an Original Development (OD) resort which features a state of the art emporium for stimulants, narcotics and cannabinoids."
shiok right? now we have the perfect excuse for spending taxpayer's dollars already! we can integrate our entertainment outlets see! singapore weather is always damn bloody hot right, tourists and locals alike wanna jalan down orchard road kai-kai abit also steam. how shall we solve this? we shall... integrate all the shopping centres together and make the whole bloody place more accessible, more shady and lagi more happening! dont believe me? see for yourself!
as if glass roofed pedestrian crossings make the place any more cool (in both senses of the word). how many more people will come to orchard as a result of the beautification? how many people even go to town because it looks pretty? what a waste of good money, i say!
anyway. how many of you actually read or listened to the views of the various parliament members? i'll do a few quick short takes. (names have been changed... because i hum)
MP Amityville shared how her two children had remarked that Singapore was now going to have two gambling dens. the little ones always discern the truths from the bullshit best, dont you agree?
MP Sinful Nature observed that gambling and betting are even a favourite pastime of national servicemen:"The problem is so widespread that servicemen will almost bet on anything, including who is the last man to go up the 3 tonner.The point is that you don't need a casino to become a pathological gambler." err. right. which fucking idiot nowsadays hedges on that, i ask you? bloody hell, anyhow chu pattern then no logic to backup one.. your point is made. applause, please?
Wankers Party MP Rebel-To-The-End had likened the resorts to porridge that had been cooked and served to the people - which, he says, were told to take because there was special medicine in it. MP Quick Response said, "This analogy is misleading and insidious. This is not what the government is advocating to take..porridge almost with poison laced in it. It is more like a grand buffet aimed at drawing big crowds...and there is this one stall selling something not very healthy for you, there are barricades and people say don't go and eat there...enjoy the rest of the buffet." eh please. this one, fucking ridiculous la. dont need to comment, you read also will feel your porridge poisoned one lor. or maybe your newater is poisoned, or something to that extent.
okok, i know that people really can get sued for writing stuff like this one. just check out acidflask sia. kena hamtam until liddat. so i hum sia. but u can google and check out the real names yourself. doh!my take on the IR's is self explanatory from the comments above la. if you still dunch unnerstand, you eess fucking retardo, comprenez? i really think its a load of bull la. casino then say casino la. more jobs also good what, but surely you throw smoke so much everyone'll get damn skeptical, right not? correct hor?
i damn up one, shall throw in some of my expert opinions. in my view, we should go all the way and have integrated pleasure resorts too! why not right? everyone complains about joo chiat overcrowded with
see? i also can be MP one.
music wise... more about std. basically an emo punk outfit that has actually been playing for around ten years, since they got together when they were 13(!). lead chris conley has a perfect voice for emo punk and he puts it to good use.
featured band: saves the day
key listens: rocks tonic juice magic & at your funeral
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i cant decide whether to tag or leave a comment but since i seem to be bombing yer taggie here i am.
the integrated shopping centres look danm shiok la jibai.
okay thats all.
Ooh! Now it works...Lol.
hahaha. eh eve. cannot stand it la. when i upload my profile picture i'll be praying it looks damn good too.
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