Hypothesis 1: Smoking Kills.
However, Proposition 1: Kill Is Love.
Why does Kill = Love. Simply because Quentin Tarantino dictates in Kill Bill's promotional posters that Kill Is Love:
Now, i'm of the opinion that Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were excellent movies - You just can't go wrong with telling people that you've seen these two flicks and that you enjoy them, they're just so damned classy. Ergo, our dear friend Quentin must therefore be quite fucking correct if he states that Kill Is Love, because you can't distrust someone who makes such fantastic films. Right? Right.
Therefore Proposition 1: Kill Is Love holds true.
Proposition 2: Love Will Keep Us Alive.
The Eagles sang this to the tune of chart-toppingness back in their heyday. Now, you can't POSSIBLY go wrong with the approval of like, millions of fans now, can you? Plus, who DOESN'T agree that Hotel California is a classic?
Point made. Proposition 2: Love Will Keep Us Alive is therefore ALSO true.
P1 + P2 = Conclusion: If smoking kills, smoking is Love. Love keeps us alive. What kills us can't possibly keep us alive. Therefore, smoking can't possibly kill i.e. SMOKING DOES NOT KILL.
Obviously, that was all a bunch of bullshit. But nevertheless, the entire point of this wasn't to advocate the safe nature of smoking (surprise surprise smoking gives you lung and throat cancer!), but to tell all you folks that WE HAVE A NEW BLOG!
Drop by Kill Is Love to check out just how bitchy us undergrads can get. Enjoy, people. G'nite all!
3 comments:
haha damn funny
That was such a mindfuck... my head is spinning.
Or maybe it's the beer...
lol i think its the beer.
nice pic man. heh.
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