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I wanna write this down somewhere before i forget it:

Quote Of The Day: "Trust me - When you're brought up in a family of devout Christians, you learn to lie pretty fast."

I thought that was rather poetic. And true. Not that i'd know, but yeah.

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More quotes from Urban Dictionary! Well... They're definitions, really. It's amazing, the gibberish these lamers come up with.

Some of these are actual slang words, while others are plain flashes of stupidity by bored individuals with no life. I'll leave you to sort out which's which.

I'm only doing some of the 'N's tonight by the way. Plenty of time to peruse the rest, anyhow.


Nonce:
Slang for paedophile.

"That Gary Glitter bloke, he's a right nonce."

Which leads us to...

Nonce Fodder:
1. (Noun) A young child, dressed to impress.
2. Exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.
1. "Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you."
2. "Oh, nonce fodder!"


Nonebrity:
Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status, despite having done nothing to merit it.
"Wendy Cheng is a nonebrity, oh yes its true its true."

Okay so I made that example up. But hey - who DOESN'T agree?


Nonfupmilfsomf:
Non-fat upper pussy mom i'd like to fuck sit on my face.
"Mrs. Frantz walked by and i said to my friend Dave, "Nonfupmilfsomf!"
"Dave nodded his head, "HELL YEAH!"


Nonvirgin-Virgin:
A girl as tight as a virgin but has had sex before.

I think that was pretty good. Ah well. You know what a Noob is, I trust?


Noob With Socks:

A Noob that sucks so much his shoes were stolen because he got pwned so badly.

"OMG JOHN UR SUCH A FUCKIN NOOB WITH SOCKS!"

Noob School Bus:

A person so 1337 they take the noobs to school.

"Jeremy is the noob school bus because he owns so much."

Noobling Prime:
A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.
"Lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."


Noobsicle:
One who surpasses a noob in his noobiness.
"John: Wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base..."
"Mike: Wtf, what a friggin noobsicle."

And my personal favourite...


Noobinese:
This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.

Also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

Another variation of Noobinese would be


Noobish:
A crude dialect that noobs speak in; often involves insults, the number one thousand, three hundred thirty-seven typed multiple times. Also involves "L" and "O" typed in rapid sucession. numbers are also common in words. You can type some basic noobish by bashing your head against a keyboard several times, and misspelling words.
"L3ik, OMG! YOU R SEW RETARDED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO 13371337133713371337 drtrfgyiuuiyt 6rt54fewrtftyy7uty 65rtererttrerqwtrfyt+! lolololol, U R AN 1D10+!!!!!lololololo"

Heh. Ok 'nuf with Noob. Let's move on.


Noodle Fucker:
The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
"Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?"
"Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?"
"Brian: Doesn't that burn?"
"Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area."
"Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker."


Nose Bukkake:
Single or multiple semen ejaculations into a person's nostrils. Can be self-inflicted under certain situations.
"I nose bukkake'd myself by accident."


Nosewhore:
A whore who enjoys getting it up the nostrils. Very freaky.
"Look at Carey! What a nosewhore! Haley told me that she's nothing but a trollop!"


Nosferatu:
A word used to describe a hungry vagina, devouring a man whole, starting with the penis. Named after Nosferatu, the vampire.
"Whoa, Marlaina has one serious nosferatu, Derek lost his forever!"
"What there was to begin with?"


Nuclear Explosive Diarrhoea:
Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuum. It's like Diarrhoea, except its flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occur at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occurs, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or at least away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occurring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.

"After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people."


Nuclear Whorehead:
A whore who is having anal and goes on a psycho rampage and cuts off the guy's penis.
"Taylor Ottman cut off John Thienemen's penis..."
"Yea, he's a real nuclear whorehead."


Nucular Weapons:
George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"
"Our intelligence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intelligence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"


Nudge Fucking:
In MSN Messenger - the process of rapidly exchanging nudges with another party.
"Hey, let's nudge-fuck"


Nut-Gurgler:
A dreaded and utterly degrading term to describe an individual who has surpassed the level known as Grand Master Ballwasher (see ballwasher). This slimy, spineless, worthless piece of trash will typically not be satisfied with simple ball washing duties. This individual has stooped to the same level as the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, performing such tasks as chatting the boss up about his son and his stupid hockey team, or becoming the office fix it guru - changing lightbulbs, washing windows or licking the bosses boots all day - discussing 300 ways on how to "make the office better". This will typically distract the "boss" from the nutgurglers true tasks, since the boss will now be enamored by the bliss of his golden boys suckling his big Jim and the twins.

"Jesus Christ, look - there he goes again. Third time this morning before 10 am he's been at Bill's desk telling the same stupid story. What a pathetic Nutgurgler."


Nipple Cock:
When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.
"As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere."

Interestingly enough, the last entry was submitted by God (Dec 7, 2004)

Anyway, that's just some of the'N' entries. It's kinda insane to go through em all, but you're welcome to check Urbandictionary.com out yourself. Like, when you're bored and stuck at home and all.

Yes, that's exactly how I feel right now, if you haven't already realised.