you can't fault me for this: as any of you who've seen a proper chinese painting will well know, the damned vertical words weren't written to be understood. it's akin to a doctor's handwriting - all you need to know is that you're sick, and the clinic stamp certifying this to be true is what really matters.
we all know that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder; we can therefore logically reason that since the words aren't legible even by your A1-in-higher-chinese friends, the meaning of the painting must be as the artist expects of you to... to... y'know, feel... when you first lay eyes upon it. get me so far?
it gets slightly embarassing to say this... but i think i've got a talent for it! the moment i had grasped this marvellous logic, i immediately found myself capable of understanding the chinese painting!
like, whoa.
talk is cheap. yes, you stupid seacrest-anon, you heard me right - talk is cheap. i shall now awe all of you with my newfound ability to decipher the mysterious messages behind normally obscure traditional chinese paintings... FEEL MY UNHOLY POWERS OF INTELLIGENCE, YOU MORTALS!
indeed, i hope that you are now in a higher state of consciousness than before. these truly are paintings which exhort great wisdom and virtue.
23 comments:
yay im first!
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hilarious. ;)
i lyk reading ur blog..ur entries are indeed hilarious..well most of it.. Hope u post more often..
wth. hahahahah your dad is going flip if he sees this.
hahahahahah .hands down to master cheok.
you motherfucker!!!! that was some fucking hilarious shit la!!
i loved the quails. i loved the fuckign quails!!!
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
they go.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JIBAI LA DAMN FUNNY!!!!!
thank you, all. i was initially somewhat worried that i'd be the only one thinking it hilarious... but apparently i'm wrong la, which is good.
haha! i nearly choked. good one. :)
damn funny la you. :)
HAHAHA! EH! I USED TO DRAW CHINESE PAINTINGS AND WRITE CALLIGRAPHY IN SECONDARY SCHOOL, OKAY!
damn.
i used to do chinese calligraphy un primary school too but it bored me after awhile so i'd hold race-writing competitions with a friend to see who could finish first.
i somehow always inadvertently won.
can't say much about my english calligraphy thse days tho..
LIONEL!!!
hahahhaha!
that's over the top H I L A R I O U S !!!
esp the quails!!
i ve been reading ur blog and i really like ur entries...
I have linked your blog to mine...
Hope you won't mind ,,, will you?
Sorry if you find this disturbing and you can always tell me if you wish to be removed from my blog. Thanks.
Jason
http://mythoughtsinblue.com/
hmmm should i mind? guess its fine man.
jole, amy, maddie, char and umm... ms. fcukling? lol. ello ello there!
anyone wanna head down zouk tomorrow, by the way...?
DUDE!
that IS fuckin hilarious shiat!!
LMAO.
i've officially become a fan of ur blog, lolz.
a frien of mine found ur blog thru jo's blog. yep.
heh. why, thank you.
ROFLMAO WTF man,you're fucking original and hilarious!!!!!!!!!That was a bloody good one hahahahhaa
ha, i bet you always fail chinese when you were in school.
mind i link you up?
hell, why would i mind? haha yeah, go ahead.
weirdly enough i was actually in higher chinese for awhile, you know?
like... primary three. WOW.
Hahahahahahaha..
the quail thing made me laugh.
that felt nice.
thank you.
anyway. here's a pretty old song u might wanna dl.
number one fan - there went the world
... look gao, i know woon and guang call you the incredible sulk, but there's really no need to portray an image of such massive depression you know..
*coughs* I'm not quite sure whether I should point out that Higher Chinese is taken from Primary 5 :P After streaming, ya know :P
oh yeah. lol. ergo it MUST be pri 5 that i meant, then.
HAHAHA
im not depressed.
i just like to use short sentences.
and a lot of full stops.
with double line spacing.
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