SMU is...

gems of great wisdom discerned after last night's activities:


1. SMU is a fucked up institution that can't host a party to save its sorry ass

need i say more?


2. ah nehs belong in ASOKA - not in CHINA black

this deserves special mention because the entire place was reekin of them, so much so that they must've chased all the fine chinese ladies out. man, it sure felt like a frikkin sewer in there.

so im a racist - fuckin' sue me for it, but these goddam asshats should know where they aren't wanted. which basically entails all the places i go to for a good night of clubbing and enjoyment, dammit.


3. Going by logic, SMU must therefore be full of ah nehs

since it was an SMU party. therefore, we can once again conclude that SMU is fucked up.


4. Drinking with the iS guys is damned fun

nights at europa with jugs of Tiger going at 18 bucks? man, that is so damned sweet. was it even 18? i cant remember; they just kept coming, you know. puns, witty remarks and friendly ribbing overfloweth at the table, as we proceeded to dismantle plenty a social norm and delve into a zillion interesting topics such as one-night-stands ("my neighbour la! knn complain to my mother eery night i bring home one girl the next morning she leave the house with messy hair! now must keep the room door open! fuck sia!"), virginity ("im a virgin, ok!" "yeah, righttttttt... in that case, me too then." "haha - fuck! lets drink to that!"), and The Things We Do When Inebriated ("cheebye! that time you drunk then tried to get fresh with sandra and i tried to stop you lor!" "knn! where got!" "fuck la! you tried to put your hands around her waist and i was beside her and you were squeezing my ass la cheebye!!!!!")


5. I am a racist bastard

because everyone said so.


6. SMU is a fucked up institution that can't host a party to save its sorry ass

just because, friends. just because. oh, i wrote about this earlier, didnt i?

oopsie.