what'd it be, y'ask?
t'quote marilyn: "Ahh...the sweet smell of an unneccessary but oh so desirable accessory. Mari will be a happy girl if she can get her hands on one."
thats right me scurvy mates - we be gettin ourselves a new nano thingamajig! arrrr look how shipshape she be!
huh. can't railly tell, kin ya?
lets 'av madeleine do me ye honours, shall we? a round o' applause for her alreday, why dont'cha!
arrr it better be, y'hear. i be stowin' away at me home til december fer the bullions i be forkin' out....
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ok thats enough. i caught pirates of the carribean last night on tellie, so you'll have to excuse my diction, aight. and as for the nano.. well, johnny depp about sums it all up in a word: savvy.
now, i'm really too goddam lazy to post much right now.. aside from harp on the fact that my new toy (le new ba-nano) arrives in a couple weeks time, thus replacing the old toy (ipod 4th gen), which despite being relatively new (under a year) retains the combined stigmas of having been owned once for an extremely short period of time by the ex, and also of having been spoilt for the last 3 months. do you know how fucking far off the goddam apple service centre is?? what kinda nonsense customer service is this, having the service centre smack dab in industrial ang mo kio! knnb cheesebun.
anyway. here's an interesting take on photoshop.
while this may seem outta the blue, its really just to help you consider this:
im quite a legs person, so its what i noticed straightaway. y'know, there's two products i really think she should endorse - one is miracle slimming, and the other is Adobe. anyway thats all i'm gonna say; you can only dance with sarcasm so much using the language, while pictures cut to the bone.
need i say more ...?
edit: holy smokes people - FINAL FANTASY: advent children is a FUCKING AWESOME MOVIE. please, do yourself a favour and download the 700mb beast over torrent. its worth the watch, it really is. if you're a FF fan, its everything... and more.
i give it five outta five! now, go watch!
26 comments:
WAHAHAHA thats fuckin funny.... thigh master! yeah XX sure needs one!
sometimes it's the angle not the legs/photosHop ah...and definitely lighting plays a part tOo...
yo Lionel!! Interesting blog!! love it!!!
ok first off, i didnt do the strip la - i definitely don't have the time for it. you can find plenty more over at whiteninja (google for it i can't remember the site); i just find the oft-socialist jokes rather amusing. so kudos to the artists of whiteninja, and score zero for wongcheok.
well... half a point. for actually reading those strips. you know i only show you the best, people. well... ok make that one point then.
heh. second off - no! i refuse to acknowledge that she's slimmed down! firstly, i noticed that the shadow in her new pic doesn't align with her leg shape before anyone even commented about it! plus, i've seen her in public before - NO WAY THOSE LEGS ARE REAL I TELL YA! yup, so there. not lighting, not angles, not a god-sent miracle... just some fantastic Adobe skill. so that's what i have you you, yanghui. and err you too, anonymous stranger.
thirdly, thanks bryan. i' sorry but its been awhile since i've seen the light of church on a sunday morning. heh.
YES IPOD NANO COME HERE BABY. *hyperventilates* I have not wanted anything the way i want you, Nano. You WIll BE MINE.
L, when we get our nanos, let's go for THIS.
I get the white flora, you get the black one. Okay?
;p
ps: i really hope the nano comes in apple green like the ipod mini. *hyperventilates again*
mari: HOLY SHIT YOU MUST BE MAD MARI NO WAY AM I GETTING BLACK FLORAL
floral also must be purple. not black. plain black is better than floral black.
yang: lol no i aint got the faintest sense what to do. ignore, i guess. somehow despite all the nonsense i post i havent gotten any hate mail yet - HIT ME YOU BITCHES! C'MON I DARE YA.
haha.
FF7... oh yeah.. its a lot a lot betta than the previous one...
jesus dude yer egtting the nano??
even i, Madeleine the Piratess, has to admit that the Nano be one swift and slim instrument of desire and, at the same time, anguish over where to put yer fat fingers!!
ARR!!!
hey i look good as a piratess.
and as for XX's legs.. i admit they've been SLIGHTLY thinned by glorious photoshop, but its mostly the bronzing lotion that makes her legs look good.
coz DAMN you always notive a tan before anything else because skin is the largest organ and its everywhere and when you see all that tanned skin you dont know where else to look!
thats why i go tanning. tee hee.
You are still into PURPLE! Man, i can still remember you saying sth like "purple is the new black". *rolls eyes* Dont care, i'll get you the black flora skin for Christmas. Yay.
And did i just see somebody saying "jame is cute"...? LOL LOL LOL.
purple_lady, why not consider our in-house hunk over here?
Go for it, L!
.... while i might be a definitive hunk, i am strictly off limits. as such, yanghui is being wise... ahhhhh *aura of enlightenment* - wisdom cometh in many forms, marilyn.
haha.
and wah lao maddie how the FUCK can you even be called fat?! you're like the thinnest girl this part of the earth la.
man those beers were good. and supper too. lol. but... seriously! nowhere even remotely near la.
yes jame is a hunk we shall review some pics of him when im bored. muhaha.
Don't listen to him, purplelady. L is playing hard to get...as usual. HAHA.
Reviewing pics....oooh.. I have Jame's TOPLESS ones in his trunks. Woohoo. I knew they will come in handy someday.
... O_o
I think Cheok can get much better girls than XX.MUCH BETTER ONES.Besides,he looks like Keanu Reeves in his profile pic.lmfao
wah wah wah REALLY HA???
OMGROFLMAO!!!
*ahem* aye, thats right man - dont be sick la. if you drop by XX's site you'll see that i'm not the only one who noticed it (cuz its blatantly obvious).
i have abso-fucki-lutely no idea man..
she was from singapore poly...
Ah, celebrity crushes.
if i had a crush on XX i'd fucking jump from my 15th floor window right this instant.
... well, i'm still here. and yang - THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING GOD DAMMIT.
oh hey - hi there, noblest defender of LEWD!
Erm, you're not exactly cute yourself. You also use angles to your advantage right? And shapewise, xiaxue may not be perfect, but she's 42 kg! How fat can she be??
you're goddamned right i'm not cute. god knows why i get that rubbish so often. sheesh. im not gonna even bother defending myself on this count... but wait!
YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT SHE SAYS ABOUT HERSELF?? lol man - there's a sucker born every minute. muhahaha.
I'm not a hater, don't flatter yourself.
I suppose we don't know her exact weight for sure, but I have seen xx in person, and she's pint-sized.
So she's not all toned and bronzed as, say, Gisele Bundchen. Does that mean she needs the stairmaster?
But then again, you'd say why should you trust an anonymous commenter yadda yadda.
ME, KAWAII NEH?! OMG WHAT THE FUCK YANG. i betcha drooling over jame's pics right now and they're inducing some really weird reactions in your brain man.
anyway, i shall digress into some really useless nonsense: pint glasses are generally either tall and elegant (erdinger), or short and stout (heineken/hoegaarden). i would equate gisele to an erdinger... and thats all i'm gonna say about that.
and hell, i weigh in at a friggin featherlight sixty and i still think i could do with the exercise. who, then, is exempt? plus, its a thigh-master - gotta love em white ninja comics. haw haw.
I'm short.
And you don't look like someone who goes i m so kawaii neh~ (^.~)V oh God shoot these people.
You're cool. :)
HILARIOUS! The thigh master cartoon!
hey i know this is a delayed reply but i DO believe that XX is 42kg because man, when that girl wears heels, she's up to my shoulder.
and im 157cm tall. (and ynoe how short i am right lionel.)
so she's 42kg and STILL fat because she's a midget! not a dwarf, a midget! because she has proportionate limbs!!
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