the night of thegood doctor

and so it was that my old friend and good buddy donovan was forcibly eliminated from SPASH (more on SPASH in abit).

yeah, yeah, i know he tells me its a good thing cuz he couldnt afford to stay on in that rubbish anyhow, him missing important medical lectures in school n' all. hey, im just pretty elated that i got to see the good doctor (to be) on stage making a fool of himself, cuz i really do think its a once-in-a-lifetime kinda thang - know what i mean?

but...

IM DAMN BITTER THAT EDWIN GOT IN! HOW CAN DONOVAN LOSE TO EDWIN!!

that piece of shit SUCKS ARSE. he deserves to be put to the same fate as the makers of the CORS system over here in the National University of Singapore. bloody arseholes, that lot. i was yelling "how can you lose to that arsehole man!!" at don right in front of the insidious ed-fuckin'-win, such was my indignance of such an occurance (ok in all honesty it was really while his back was to us as he ordered drinks at the bar, but hey he heard me, turned around at stared at me aight. diao simi diao! knn lj!)

anyway, for you lot who didnt go (SHAME ON YOU PUSSIES but its alright saturday night come china black because its weikin's turn, kayy), don was made up something like this:




wassup with that man?

what a lousy hairstylist. must've been a street fighter fan. like, akuma, know? or maybe blanka the big green hairy shit. either way, street fighter is just plain frikkin dead


anyway, thats that la. the top 40's was KICK ASS though, so i guess that kinda made up for the frickin ridiculous length of the pageant (a whopping 2.5 hours). too bad there wun no Sweet Child O' Mine - WAZZUPPP WITH THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT DJ YOU. ahem.

do come down this saturday - wait, thats tomorrow! - to china black, why dont you! havent you heard that its open bottle night??

hoi hoi, bo da bo lam pah (loosely translated to no drink no balls) ah!


p.s - oh i nearly forgot: apparently its called spash because the emcees claimed that if you say "special sports bash" real fast, you sorta end up saying spppassshh, or something to that effect.

i thus conclude that excessive involvement in sporting activities can lead to the retardation of speech capabilites. man, what a load of fucking bullshit.