in the neverending thirst for knowledge so as to attain sex god status, i have gone and signed myself up for...
BALLROOM DANCING CLASS!
thats right, people - wongcheok will have two left legs no longer!
(i'm not saying that i cant dance, mind you - its just that in theory i cant ballroom dance. i roxxorz soxxorz on any club podium aight. how fucking 1337.)
in fact, me and donovan (yes, the hunk from sports pageant is in too) went for our first class today... which unfortunately was situated all the fuck way in geylang bahru...
OMGWTFDBSPOSB!!!111
what makes the journey worth it, however, is the presence of one of your typical old-school, fantastically large hawker centres right beside the studio. most certainly we found it much harder in the initial half hour to sway our hips, encumbered as we were by bak kut teh swirling around undigested in our guts. YUMMMAAAYYYY.
uhh, so yeah. t'was pretty fun imho - we learnt the basics of rhythm dancing and the cha-cha today. what sucked, though, was the deception of those dance club people!
OMFGWTFROFLBBQ!!!11
i'd been hearing from don and weikin (oh, brother kin the science pageant HUNK *drool drool* is joining us too btw) that wa, dance SO full of girls they had to close registration for the course and only guys can sign up now.
hello? half of the girls present at the class were on the committee of the dance club; the other half had some form of dance experience prior to this, and on average were basically sorta fugly. ok wait i really shouldnt make any more definitive and exagerrated statements of opinion, should i? aiya, they were okay la. oh yeah mari - valerie was there too. when she danced... I TELL YOU.... all the guys were damn hot under the collar... ... ...
OMGROFLMAODBS!!!1111
nevertheless, dance WAS pretty enjoyable; i think its a pretty good medium for getting to know people, cuz when you're not busy tripping all over each other's feet you really can get a decent conversation fired up. unfortunately, that's where the whole problem of having so many 1337 dance girls comes in - they dont converse and spend more time correcting you ('you;re supposed to place your hand like this', 'you're not turning enough', etc etc).
this basically sucks ass.
other than that, i've nothing more to say because its dota time and im supposed to be sleeping early tonight. time to PWN.
p.s - as to why i keep typing that omgwtflolbbqposb-whatever line: its been popping up in my head for the past couple days i.e i've been experiencing a couple of OMFG situations here and there.. the dbs-ocbc-posb part is just some genius addition weikin added when we were out at holland on our 3rd or so glass of stellar. save water and drink beer, my friends.
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omg. you and don the dancing doctor?? *thumbs up* aniwaes. try tango lah. then the both of you can bite a rose. *gasp* a black rose!! *double gasp* how sexy! *shrieks* look out for that thorn! aniwaes, be careful not to twist both your necks though yeah.
oh yah. if you both need tuition teachers for chacha, rock n roll or waltz. you can look for my parents. heheh.
.... char, you seriously need to lay off all the drugs man. haha.
If my guess is not wrong, val's the only one who can make it there. *smirks* Lionel lionel lionel...ballroom dancinf...
Must...not...laugh...my ass off...
Oh and don too..dear god.
And mind you, don't try any funny ideas with my sista! I saw her recently and she's taken.
Oh wait. I forgot your horrible taste in women. Nvm then. All is good.
I see you know anthony
O_O
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