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the word of the evening shall be "like".

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so we were like, out shopping for shuping's birthday present? and amanda, amazonian queen of weirdly amusing ideas, had this little belter of a thought which went something like this:

amanda: (watches maddie tear into sara for being late) you know lionel, maddie can be one of those neat toys with them pull strings. like, you know, you yank on the string and she'll wind up and unleash like, lots of vulgarities n' shit.

me: heh no shit. thats a pretty good idea, really! like, you'd pull the string and she'd be like, bouncing all over the place, stuff like that. yelling all sorts of whatnot at the offending person, that kinda shit.

at this point, we were both chuckling to ourselves and maddie was, like, "whats the big secret huh??" or something like that.

so amanda suggested i do, like, a little comic strip about it? but im a tad bit tired and my dota beckons so, like, maybe another time yeah.

hope this will suffice for now.

presenting... MEDDLIN' MADDIE, the f*cking vulgar directional disaster toy!

so named because i hath given her the nickname meddling, the idea of which she inadvertently induced when she mistyped her name over msn.





it should work something like this:





you think i'm kidding about her vocal capability to rip the flesh off your bones? think again man. when i say she can be vocally vulgar and acidic, i mean it.





yep. we shall start chronicling the adventures of the meddling toy sometime when i'm less tired and have more free time on my hands, yep.

now... its dota time!