xiaxue's blog got hacked by some 1337 haxxorz - go check it out!
this is what he/she posted:
Hi There
I know i have been a bitch,
I know i am a Bitch
If you have any hate mails, please email me at xiaxue@gmail.com
For that, i will die a fucking virgin.
I dont deserve to be loved.
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christ man, that's one 1337 haxxor you got there!
i mean, even though the majority of my friends thinks she sucks ass, cant write for nuts, dislike the template and generally feel she's nothing but an over-glorified attention-desperate bitch (ok so maybe i'm putting a few extra words in, but hey the general sentiment's still there right)..
surely its no reason to do such an *ahem* atrocious thing to someone's blog? hell i mean, i surely wouldnt want someone shutting down my blog and telling other's i'd die a virgin (which incidentally i aint so i guess im kinda safe).
you're a bad person, mr haxxor. such a badddddd person.
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ok. the obligatory outcry is now said and done. lets move on to how i really feel.
OMFG DUDE you are some seriously badddd medicine. you be da bomb, yo'.
W00T!! OMFG!!!!111
hey, if you somehow end up starting a blog... i'm behind you all the way man.
hell, if you go public you'd be THE new singapore blogging icon.
fucking idol sia.
its about friggin' time someone did something about that pink disaster that's supposed to be iconic of the singapore blogging scene anyway.
i just look at the links google news and the 2 edit me's and i chi tao orgas on the spot, i tell you.
salutes from a 1 x fucked up officer (and on their behalf, his buddies) mate.
pm lee: "permission granted."
parade commander: "barisssss... hormatttt.... senjaaaa... ta!"
*big round of applause for our dearest anonymous bastard*
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sure, i know, i know - such boisterous rejoice over the demise of someone's personal and private space is surely uncalled for. but hey - what the fuck, right? its my blog, and i couldn't care less if the entire world were to spam me hatemail over a silly prissy lil' bitch anyhoo.
cheers mates; we could all use a good chilled heineken right now. or hoegaarden. or tiger. or whatever flips your cookies you little whore. because 'tis the time to be merry!
and who says you shouldn't kick someone when they're down and out, hmm?
i might be scum, but you sure do look bad right there! ho ho ho.
cheers once again!
6 comments:
Hoegaarden for me =)
Woohooo!!! I heard the news earlier today :P And it amused me to no end, heh!
You know, you're one of my favourite people right now :P One of the very few who can really see/regard her the way I do *grins*
LOL. roxxorz man, jenny.
her commentboards are on fire and i be lovin' it. you'd get a good laugh browsing thru em.
xx defenders who sound like ThEY'rE TeN~ YeaRs OlD (w00t!!!~ moMMy!!11),
and xx haters who just tickle my bones.
omg its so awesome.
THANK YOU SO MUCH LIONEL WONG FOR SPREADING THE JOY THAT IS THE DESECRATED REMNANTS OF XIAXUE'S BLOG!!!
its cool. i had fun. ynoe she's begging her 'loyal fans' to help her catch the miscreant who did the delightful job of hacking her email and blog accounts. and she's asking for help on retrieval of her archives.
i thought xx was bad, but her loyal fans are the ones who truly disgust me, honestly.. because anyone who worships such filth has GOT to be filthier filth, yes? "oh cheer up, the hacker deserves to be shot." "omfg what happened to yer blog?? im so distressed i dont have a blog to read before and after school sob sob sobz!" "oh xiaxue dont worry i, your loyal fan who will eat you out any day, am willing to help you retrieve yer archives, if only you're willing to go on a (sex)date with me."
see what i mean?
i hope the hacker doesnt get caught EVER. and i hope xx fails.. but i think she already managed to obtain the archives so.. DAMN, NIGGA!! oh, woe is me/us.
hey so jenny am i one of your favourite people now too? because i said all of the above just to please you, you, and you, ynoe.
hyuk hyuk.
Heheh..
Dude,dude,dude...
*echoes sentiments*
That hacker is a real l337 badass mofo.
Muahhahha Maddie, you KNOW I love you :P
the difference between being politically correct and blatant hackslash&burn is pretty clear. lol.
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