7/18/2005

noob files
part I

the scene: due to the leaving of his fellow team members, ownag3 is playing a 1v4 game of heavy combat and is camping by himself at his spawn point with a minigun. he has successfully fragged the entire opposing team several times because he's stuck in a place we cant see.

wongcheok, who also happens to be the sexiest marine you have ever seen in this goddamn game, is running around as a sniper learning how to actually control his character. being the horrifyingly intelligent genius that he is, its only a matter of time before he masters the art of the BIG FAT KILL

(sorry, i stole that from sin city.)

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ownag3: u know, i tested this game with the creator re8el

ownag3: you dont have to believe it, but its true

diablo-returns: wow

*wongcheok kills ownag3 with sniper rifle*

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*wongcheok kills ownag3 with sniper rifle*

SKILL: lol

wongcheok: lol

ownag3: WTF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT??

ownag3: FUCKING NIGGERS

*wongcheok kills ownag3 with sniper rifle*

wongcheok: lol

ownag3: LOL?!?!

ownag3: WTF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT??

ownag3: you were fucking getting OWNED 1v4

ownag3: PUSSIES

ownag3: BYE

SKLL: NO

SKLL: we stopping

*wongcheok kills ownag3 with sniper rifle*

diablo-returns: WONG STOPIT DAMNIT

wongcheok: well i was out in the open runnin n he ran into me...

ownag3: fucking snipering bitch

ownag3: YOU FUCKING SNIPER PUSSY

wongcheok: hey. i was right in front of you.

ownag3: your point?

wongcheok: you suck?

ownag3: I SUCK??

ownag3: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY

*wongcheok kills ownag3 with sniper rifle*

wongcheok: you suck?

ownag3: HES AN ASSHOLE

ownag3: IM QUITTIN

wongcheok: dude, seriously

wongcheok: for someone who claims to have tested this game with the creator

wongcheok: you plain suck

*wongcheok has left the game*

5 comments:

potpourri said...
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potpourri said...

You sexy marine then i sexy playboy covergirl liao.

Your online persona...

Is totally you in real life.

Haha. Flareup..reply to anonymous comments don't reply to mine..

Darthsid said...

Heh.. Funny.

Cheok said...

mari: im multi faceted, like any good diamond is. splendidly cut too. heh heh heh.

gao: add me over msn n ask me. easier.

sid: yeah man, was chortling as i clicked Quit. lol.

potpourri said...

Please... I just had a good supper okay.

;p