secret jutsu:
ultimate-harassment-no-jutsu!
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chiobu spotted!
lionel: wah! go go go!
ox! horse! rabbit! dragon!
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donovan:
"straight ahead!"
"100!"
"enemy along street!"
"... charge!!!!"
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upon successful capture of objective:
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p.s - lest you not know, lionel was best section commander during officer cadet days arh. better watch out i tell you, i shout command is zhai kia one (steady pattern type) leh!
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... and there you have it, people. i have imparted the secret jutsu, ultimate-harassment-no-jutsu to all loyal readers. this jutsu is ideal for cornering hot babes you see along the street. as an added bonus, the commands you shout also drive off other potential suitors, enabling you to go for the kill.
warning: i will not take responsibility if you perform this jutsu when the said female is with either a) boyfriend or b) big group of guys. the outcome is very dangerous for the users of this jutsu, as your chakra (and very likely your life as well) will be drastically cut short.
if you dont unnerstand all this jutsu la, chakra la... i told you to go watch naruto aleddi, right not? just too bad man.
pictures of jenny (a.k.a the chiobu-in-question) were used without her permission. however, i hope the generous ladling of the term chiobu in itself will make up for this.
you did complain nobody was blogging what... so i blog about you lor. haha.
oh yeah. one more thing - i closed my first case today! woo hoo!!
ultimate-harassment-no-jutsu!
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.
.
chiobu spotted!
lionel: wah! go go go!
ox! horse! rabbit! dragon!
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donovan:
"straight ahead!"
"100!"
"enemy along street!"
"... charge!!!!"
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upon successful capture of objective:
- - -
p.s - lest you not know, lionel was best section commander during officer cadet days arh. better watch out i tell you, i shout command is zhai kia one (steady pattern type) leh!
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... and there you have it, people. i have imparted the secret jutsu, ultimate-harassment-no-jutsu to all loyal readers. this jutsu is ideal for cornering hot babes you see along the street. as an added bonus, the commands you shout also drive off other potential suitors, enabling you to go for the kill.
warning: i will not take responsibility if you perform this jutsu when the said female is with either a) boyfriend or b) big group of guys. the outcome is very dangerous for the users of this jutsu, as your chakra (and very likely your life as well) will be drastically cut short.
if you dont unnerstand all this jutsu la, chakra la... i told you to go watch naruto aleddi, right not? just too bad man.
pictures of jenny (a.k.a the chiobu-in-question) were used without her permission. however, i hope the generous ladling of the term chiobu in itself will make up for this.
you did complain nobody was blogging what... so i blog about you lor. haha.
oh yeah. one more thing - i closed my first case today! woo hoo!!
3 comments:
erm.. if by chio you mean ah lian... *cough cough*
Yeah, I get the Ah Lian label a lot =/ Weirdass.
And WTF man, I didn't think you'd blog FOR ME!! Muahahha, though yes, it's kinda amusing :P Thanks hun :P
i will not bother replying donovan since i see him almost every other day. doh.
jole: well... i would've stolen a pic from sggirls, but somehow i couldnt. so i did the next best thing humoured my pal jenny here instead.
i tell you what. next time i teach these kinda jutsus, i use your pic. steady bor?
i hope you appreciate the underlying compliment as well.
-grins-
jenny: you're welcome! heh. i was doing the first picture when you kept buggering me to finish the entry, so the idea of using your pic just came to mind.
lol.
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