im sorry, im bored.

superhero galactica wong!

*in deep, macho and booming voice* ... soaring across the depths of cyberspace with his omnipotent spiritual self, yet all the while sitting incapacitated at home, it was inevitable that the great master of the galaxy returned to the little home planet that he named... his blog.

hello! i have been surfing around for... pickup lines!

paiseh la. i was damn bored can?

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now, i dont exactly know the world about pickup lines. hell, i dont even pick girls up. or maybe i do (sometimes), but i dont really remember any right now. they usually like, come to me. so i really dont have much expertise, y'know?

why cant people just stick to something easy like "hi, whats your name?" or "can i buy you a drink?" (other than the latter being a costly lesson at times)

and then i went to check out a few sites. then a few more.

and i have come to realise that if everyone were to use the same damn line, the evening just wouldnt be as fucking hilarious now, would it?

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- "you must be really tired, cuz you'vebeen runnin through my mind the entire night."

- "do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?"

- "was your father a thief? cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."


die lamers die.

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- "were you arrested earlier? its gotta be illegal to look that good."

- "apart from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

- "fuck me if im wrong, but havent we met before?"

- "if i said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

- "i bet you fifty bucks you're gonna turn me down."

one day i drunk mebbe i go try.

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- "excuse me, do you keep chicken in your fridge? (yes) alright. how big are your breasts?"

- "did your father have sex with a carrot? cause you've got nice eyes."

- "hi. im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus."

- "do you wanna fuck(wait for a second gauging her reaction) ...ing drink?"

- "i am a magical being. now take off your bra"

- "roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, let's go fuck!"

this one, reserve for challenging drunk friends to try.

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woot! shizzolated a couple lines of this shit, yo'.

check it.

- "wuz yo' ass arrested earlier? its gotta be illegal to look that gravy."

- "if i be like yo' ass had a bomb diggity body, would yo' hold that shiznit against me?"

- "i be a magical being, know what im sayin'? now take off yo' bra, biatch."

hawhaw. shack balls. gonna play some warcraft now. toodles.

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edit: i have just read what i perceive as a fucking retarded and highly amusing blog entry. but this time, it isnt the entry that rocks - its the comments board!

read the full bunch of retarded nonsense here. so basically, minghui's old river valley classmate, the now famous blogger xiaxue (MH: "but she looked so fucking ugly last time!"), went and lost her digicam.

imho, if you lost something, then so be it. for chrissakes its your carelessness, right? save up the cash buy another if you want it so much. this is called lan-lan, understooded?

lan-lan, however, does not seem to apply to wendy. in ignorance of such facts about life, she went on to blog-beg for donations, sponsored camera, etc etc.

asking for it la... sure kena flamed, liddat.

i grinned when i read some of the comments.

"too bad then."

"hahahahaahahhahahahahhaha ahahha loser."

"xiaxue the best thing u can do now is to stfu and jump off a building."

i admit, the draw of visiting xx's blog is more so the comments of anti-xx people, rather than the hordes of mindless and mostly male fans who worship every post she enters. i think they (the anti xx police, not the braindead oompa loompas who love xx) fucking rock man. now, if some of them would actually have the balls to open a blog proper and not post anonymous comments.

eh. like me, right?

lololol.

okok, i shall go piss off my 2 cents worth.