a star is born.

well. guess ive finally decided to give in to my attention whoring and git myself a blog. god knows what i'll blog about though, but hey - its a start yeah?

y'know, its really pissing me off that come thursday i gotta go back to camp. see here's the deal - im serving out my sentence in the singapore blueland artillery right now. everyone knows artillery is slack, right? well i got news for y'all - hell yeah, you're right! as an officer la. wah lao, arty officers are the worst i tell you. so chaokeng already still kaobei the most one. the grass will always seem greener until one day you meet a fellow 2lt who's still slogging like a dog. then u start laughing. hawhaw.

anyway! a couple friends n myself, we got to clear leave from army early. shiok right? no man. this is in exchange for our services for the 1st 2 weeks of may cuz our bosses wanna conduct some familiarisation course for god-knows-who. right before we left, my 2i/c ( i shall name him cpt mak m for privacy's sake) told us to give him a call about a week before we were due back i.e this coming thursday. obviously me n my fellow officers (woon n yap shall be their names) procrastinated the call, leading the damn bugger cpt m to call me this morning. wahlaoeh. of all people must be me.

why me???

ahem. there's more. not only does he want us to come back exactly on the 28th (knn everyone thought he will give us clearing personnel face and recall us abit later ma), he wants us back at 0730 sharp so
he can brief us. brief on what, you say? nnbccb we're not doing fam course anymore! we are gonna do yet another commissioning event again!! bloody hell wanna invite minister of defence to come officiate ceremony on the 6th of may, ten fucking days from now.

what the fuckshit do you expect us ord mood peeps to commit into this ridiculous effort of yours, cpt m? you bloody slut you. its none of our business if you wanna sign on to the armed forces and dai lu mao (loosely translated into 'wear green hat' in chinese, also means to 'get cuckolded') right! see, regulars never seem to unnerstand the nsf thinking. especially officers. for them, its simple! cpl so and so doesnt wanna come down to work on time? charge him and send him to db! ive seen this before and its really quite shocking. would you send someone to jail for coming to work late? assholes.

so come thursday i gotta go to camp at fucking 730 in the morning. did i mention i live an hour away via public transport? mother. fucker. that, plus i've an exam which i have not yet started revising for on that very day. die la.

its pretty late. better go catch some sleep. need to read the entire textbook of health insurance in one day and thats tomorrow. did i mention im gonna try out insurance selling? hawhaw. i dont see any blogs on that around. blog more about it when i start work.